[Planner] “But Mr Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months.”
[Arthur Dent] “Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn’t exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything.”
[Planner] “But the plans were on display …”
[Arthur Dent] “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
[Planner] “That’s the display department.”
[Arthur Dent] “With a flashlight.”
[Planner] “Ah, well the lights had probably gone.”
[Arthur Dent] “So had the stairs.”
[Planner] “But look, you found the notice didn’t you?”
[Arthur Dent] “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard’.”
We're leaving a trail wherever we go Pushin' so hard that we never slow To stop and wonder what we've left For this world to know
Somewhere deep in my heart I wish I knew for sure What you'd remember of me When I'm not here anymore The Lord has a way of healing the past Of taking your best and makin' it last
I want to leave a Legacy Of love for you that will add up to More than this simple man could ever be I want to leave a Legacy
When the hard winds blow Like a feather we spin If we've fallen asleep We may awaken again To find we've long been judged So blind, so deaf So when it's all said and done I pray this one thing is left
That I may leave a Legacy Of love for you that will add up to More than this simple man could ever be Lord, help me leave a Legacy
With things unseen, God will bring Reality from a dream That's what His Spirit does Time keeps slippin' away With every word that I say He is the good in us
And my hopes and desires Are what I want you to see They're not what I am But what I'd like to be Jesus died and is risen to redeem mankind So when all seems lost, keep this is mind
That He has left a Legacy Of love for you that will add up to More than any man could ever be And if God will shed His grace on me I will have left a Legacy
Oh-oh, yeah Mm-mmm, yeah Eric, Nikki and Sue For you, yeah, oh-oh... And everybody else, too For you, yeah, oh, yeah
Just a word of caution when reading the cotton patch version. In my opinion the New world Translation by the JW's looks like a good translation
the Cotton Patch Version of Paul's Epistles
....We need to have the good news come to us not only in our own tongue but in our own time. We want to be participants in the faith not merely spectators. When Jesus told the story of "a certain man going down from Jerusalem to Jericho," every person in his audience may have felt as though he himself were that "certain man" who fell among thieves on the familiar and oft-traveled road. But few of us would feel so personally involved. . . . So the "cotton patch" version is an attempt to translate not only the words but the events. We change the setting from first century Palestine to twentieth-century America.
Another reason for a "cotton patch" version is that the Scriptures should be taken out of the classroom and stained-glass sanctuary and put out under God's skies where people are toiling and crying and wondering, where the mighty events of the good news first happened and where alone they feel at home. We want Paul's letters to have the simplicity, the humbleness, the earthiness which they had the still had before Christians erected temples of mortar and stone.
1. And so, when Jesus got through briefing his band of twelve, he checked out of there to teach and preach in their cities.
2. When John, who was in the clink, heard the things the Leader was doing, he sent a message to him by his students. “Are you the Expected One,” they asked, “or are we to wait for someone else?” Jesus replied, “Please go back and tell John what you are hearing and seeing—tell him the blind are seeing and the lame are walking, the lepers are getting well and the deaf are hearing, corpses are coming alive and the poor people are being told about the big doings. Tell him, too, that a man is wise not to be turned off by my thing.”
7. As they left, Jesus began talking to the crowds about John: “What did you expect to see when you went out to the backwoods? A bamboo blown this way and that by the wind? Really, what did you expect to see when you went out? A man dressed up in his Sunday best? Listen, well-dressed people live in suburbs. Honestly now, why did you go out there? To see a man of God? Of course! And brother, I’m telling you, what a man of God! He’s the one to whom this Scripture refers:
‘I’m sending my agent to precede you;
He’ll get everything ready for your coming.’
I tell you right now, John the Baptizer is the greatest man that’s ever been born. But, the tiniest baby in the God Movement is greater than he! For ever since John the Baptizer started preaching until right now the God Movement has been infected with violence, and men of violence are taking it over. For until John’s time all the prophets and the law spoke to this point. And if you are willing to admit it, John himself is the ‘Elijah-to-come.’ Now think that over!
16. “How shall I describe this generation? They are like kids playing in the streets and shouting at each other, ‘We put on some rock-and-roll, but you wouldn’t dance; so we put on some funeral music, but you wouldn’t go into mourning.’ For John offered a harsh, rugged life, and people say, ‘The guy is nuts.’ I, the son of man, offered laughter and joy, and people say, ‘Look at that guy. He is a no-good bum who runs around with Communists and peaceniks!’ So, if intelligence can be judged by its fruits, well—!”
20. Then he started lambasting the cities in which he had done most of his works, because they refused to re-order their lives. “It will be hell for you, Columbus; it will be hell for you, Albany; because if Dalton and Calhoun had seen as many mighty works as you have, they would have reshaped their lives right off the bat. But I’m giving it to you straight, Dalton and Calhoun will have it a lot easier on Judgment Day than you will. And you, Savannah, do you think you’ll be praised to the skies? You’ll be sent to hell! Because if the mighty works which have been done in you had happened in Sodom, it would be standing till this very day. But I’m giving it to you straight, it will be easier on Sodom on Judgment Day than on you.”
“A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic—on the level with a man who says he is a poached egg—or else he would be the devil of hell. You must make your choice. Either he was and is the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut him up for a fool, you can spit at him and kill him as a demon; or you can fall at his feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about his being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.”
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