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THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED BY A "Politician".
Young "Donald" bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.'
"Donald" replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
"Donald" said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
"Donald" said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
"Donald" said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with "Donald" and asked, ' What happened to that dead donkey?'
"Donald" said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
"Donald" said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.'
"Donald" now works for the Bank of Ireland.
