Mens Rules

• Men are not mind readers.
• Learn to Work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. we need it up. You need it down. You don’t hear us complain when you leave it down.
• Crying is blackmail
• As for what you want. Let us be clear on this on.  
• Subtle hints do not work!
• Strong Hints do not work!
• Obvious hinds to do not work!
• Just say it!
• Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
• Come to us with problems only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
• Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, al comments become null and void after 7 days.
• If you think your fat you probably are. Don’t ask us.
• If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry we meant the other one. 
• One can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. I you already know best how do it, just do it yourself.
• Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to do during commercials.
• Christopher Columbus did not need direction and neither do we.
• All men see in only 17 colours, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, Not a colour. pumpkin is also a vegetable or fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
• If ask what is wrong and you say, Nothing,” we act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 
• I you ask a question you don’t want an answer to. Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
• When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, really
• Don’t ask what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or mortar sports.
• You have enough clothes
• You have to many shoes
• I am in shape, round is a shape

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